February 2012
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.
manBianca: gigglingbean: 50 Things You Need To... →
gigglingbean:
50 Things You Need To Give Up Today
halfhissize:
Give up trying to be perfect. – The real world doesn’t reward perfectionists, it rewards people who get things done.
Give up comparing yourself to others. – The only person you are competing against is…
Mass Effect pick up lines:
eternalshiva:
asphyxi4tion:
Hey girl, how much omni-gel would it take to bypass your panties?
Hey girl, its not Prothean but I have a beacon that will give you visions.
I want to cure your Genophage.
I want to accelerate through your Mass Relay.
I’d love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies.
I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean
That sad moment when you realize someone has...
thiscakeisnotalie:
And you sit there staring at your follower count like
